I’m Speechless

I know this picture could be hated on, but I think it speaks for itself. Check the full image after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
Roger Riley & Teddy Troutman – Death of Autotune

So I spotted this over at Rappers I Know. It takes classic Hip Hop songs and ruins them by running them through Auto-Tune. This is just further proof as how horrible Auto-Tune really is. Check out the Auto-Tuned versions of “Ante-Up,” “Buck Em Down,” “Electric Relaxation,” “Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See” and a link to download the mixtape after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
Vans Vault Avalanche Boot

These are just ugly. From the use of flannel to the cut of the boot to the laces, none of it works. Vans better have some more stuff up their sleeves because this really isn’t cutting it. Read the rest of this entry »
Detroit Police Caught On Tape
When I saw a link to this video, I had no idea what it’d end up being. My first thought was going to be something along the lines of what’s mentioned in Dilla’s Fuck The Police. I would of never guessed what it really is. Go ahead and click play to find out. (yea I know this post is lacking hate, oh well)
F–k Auto-Tune Part 2

So this was posted in the comments section of my F–k Auto-Tune blog by Stephan and I think it deserves some more attention. I know the guy that wrote it and he really does know his sh!t. He brings up several points that I had left out in the original post and has more working knowledge of Auto-Tune then I do. With that being said, here’s what he had to say:
- first of many posts on your blog shoe-man.
- auto-tune was invented to COVER UP how bad someone sings, not SHOW IT OFF.yeah, yeah, I get the novelty and everything but as Gerard already referenced; Cher used it … and murdered it years ago. Read the rest of this entry »
88-Keys “The Death Of Adam”

After I saw that Real Detroit Weekly trashed this album and how much the review pissed off Ketchums, I decided I had to give it a listen.
This album is a perfect example of when concepts go wrong. It chronicles a guy named Adam’s sex life and death. At the end of each song there is a female narrator that sums up the song that follows in 20 seconds or less. Not only does she tell the story better than 88 does, she also gives away enough information that nothing comes as a surprise in the song that follows. Read the rest of this entry »
McNuggets Love
I spotted this gem over at Cliff Notes. It’s a McDonalds commercial with a corny R&B song about Chicken McNuggets. I’m guessing they are going for an urban crowd, but they definitely missed. The plus side for Mickey D’s is this might just be corny/wack enough to spread quickly arround the Internet and get them even more advertising than they initially expected.
On a sidenote, I really wonder how much dude in the video is getting paid to sing this. It’s gotta be a good chunk of change, otherwise it wouldn’t be worth the embarassment.
Hater Central Is Now On Twitter
Not much to say here besides to follow @HaterCentral and that the most recent updates will be posted in the sidebar, along with summary posts of the previous days tweets each morning.
Swagger 2008 Fall/Winter

This whole collection is straight garbage. There is nothing appealing in it, even the simple grey/white knit hat is wack because of the horrible brand name. The word “Swagger” needs to be put to rest (I know Brother G.A.M. agrees). More pictures of hot garbage after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
KRINK x Nike 1World Air Force 1

These are dope, even though they are AF1′s. Grey is always a good color on shoes and when you add a little reflective print and a gum sole it can even make and AF1 look good. These drop on November 29th at select Nike retailers in the US. Check out another picture after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
