F–k Auto-Tune Part 2

So this was posted in the comments section of my F–k Auto-Tune blog by Stephan and I think it deserves some more attention. I know the guy that wrote it and he really does know his sh!t. He brings up several points that I had left out in the original post and has more working knowledge of Auto-Tune then I do. With that being said, here’s what he had to say:

  1. first of many posts on your blog shoe-man.
  2. auto-tune was invented to COVER UP how bad someone sings, not SHOW IT OFF.yeah, yeah, I get the novelty and everything but as Gerard already referenced; Cher used it … and murdered it years ago.
  3. ANNND if you intend to at least PRETEND to sound innovative with auto-tune please at least use some of it’s other mind bending features like formant correction and make yourself sound like a bonafied super-star hip hop transexual or something … it’s got some wild a$$ noise it can make my friends.
  4. both Puffy and Kanye haven’t done an original thing since with hip hop since they had all of their album’s rhymes ghost written for them.sampling to the embarrassing extent that you guys do was cool in the 80’s a$$hat$ but the fact that I could poop out a remix of any song I want in about 5 minutes using the current technology shames your so called ’skillz’.

    I challenge them either of them to an original beat making contest … seriously. I’d s*** all over their deaf a$$e$.

    my poop, their musical backside. 8 —> (_)(_)

  5. have either of those fools actually taken the time to listen to some electronic beats? I mean I know Kanye did as he is trying to bank of the musicallity of Daft Punk but sheezus can’t they admit to themselves they need to work on their production skills?Dilla took beats seriously .. can’t the rest of these fools spend like 20 minutes a day learning how to use a sound that’s not a preset on a Korg Triton or sampled off of the work of someone else?
  6. Know who else is bringing back auto-tune?the Jonas Brothers.

    innovators (insert text version of me stabbing myself in the eyes with an effing chop stick

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    so anyway, they could at least tone it down and I’d be happy. hehe.

    7. -Stephan

Posted: November 28th, 2008
at 2:24am by M.O.S.


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