Big Butt does NOT equal Phat Ass
There seems to be a problem of misconception nowadays. Yes I know some things are relative like people may think a double whopper is a huge burger until they actually see a triple whopper, or even as Crocodile Dundee said “that’s not a knife, THAT’S a knife”. But then there are some things that even when not actually sitting side by side there’s no comparison…..like the size of a mini cooper vs. a Maybach. The other day something happened that brought to my attention the huge misconception that people believe big butt = phat ass. Now usually I wouldn’t even talk about something like this, but please allow me to tell the story behind my rant.
The other day I’m at the movies in line to purchase concessions and a woman approaches me with a little flirty banter. I politely tell her no thank you and continue to once again look towards the front of the line only to hear:
“Whaaaaaa I know black guys like white girls with phat asses”
and then proceeds to turn around to show me her “phat ass”. Why did I even look you may ask….simple cause I’m a man/idiot. As I look down I had to use all my strength to not laugh in the girls face cause there was hardly a “phat ass”, but more like a “big wide terrible butt”.
Now you may be asking yourself right now “Why is this on Hater Central?”. Well I HATE that this whole exchange even took place for three reasons:
- Her statement about “phat asses” was super racist to begin with
- She actually turned to show me her terrible butt like she just knew it was the greatest thing in the world
- For her to have the nerve to actually do this, somewhere along the way some guy(s) actually gassed her up by saying something stupid like “damn girl you got a phat ass!”
People please it’s time to stop this madness!!! Ladies understand that just cause you have a bunch of meat at the bottom of your back does not mean you have a phat ass. And fellas please stop lying to women telling them they have a phat ass when they don’t just so you can start a conversation. To bring the point home I offer a couple of visual aids so that this doesn’t happen again:
Big Butt
Phat Ass
Are we all clear?! Thank you!
I just want to add that this has nothing to do with race cause there are plenty of black women that have “big wide terrible butts” and caucasian women that have phat asses as well. Please evaluate accordingly.
*this is only for the women who walk around all day thinking they’re God’s gift to man. All others please keep doin you
19 Responses to 'Big Butt does NOT equal Phat Ass'
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Welcome to the site Hater Joe, great first post.
M.O.S.
19 Dec 08 at 3:09 am
*applauds*
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19 Dec 08 at 3:23 am
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Ooya
19 Dec 08 at 3:30 am
Well said my man, well said. And great use of supporting visual aids. The only time I can say that posting a woman’s butt online is appropriate :)
NotSoAshyAri
19 Dec 08 at 10:35 am
Amen! finally, someone breaks it down and explains. That right there was revolutionary and made me tear up, lol
ace
19 Dec 08 at 2:16 pm
O.K.! Out the Window With Mosologist..He’s now an Assologist??!!! lol
Governor Slugwell
19 Dec 08 at 3:26 pm
Governor: lol, actually I didn’t write this piece, “Hater Joe” did.
M.O.S.
19 Dec 08 at 6:05 pm
What I think we’re all failing to see here is that no matter how large or constricted the derrière seems to be.
If you get too close your fantasy walls about girls never having a bowel movement breaks down.
My support visual aid for this argument will be to reference ‘two girls one cup’.
… I liked it better when girls didn’t smell like farts.
Stephan
19 Dec 08 at 6:24 pm
I second that
45eye
22 Dec 08 at 3:59 am
I will forward this to a few misguided souls.
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Grant Lynn
1 Apr 09 at 3:49 am
TRUE, but the big butt photo still looks nice. Gimme both of them
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