Exhibit #1. Guess how many of those empty glasses are his. And how many of those full, waiting to be drunk and influence a series of bad decisisons glasses of poison are his. M.O.S. you non-drinking ass b**** – We hate you. Happy Birthday
- just finished Charles Hamilton “This Isn’t Awkward” and it’s garbage. He has no character in his voice and corny lyrics. #
- This Drake “So Far Gone” is putting me to sleep…I’m seriously thinking that if Blogs/Message Boards hype up some1 they are going to suck #
- On track 5 of Drake’s “So Far Gone,” I’m thinking this is a good cure for insomnia. #
- @jose3030 I think 3-6 Mafia is better Sunday music. in reply to jose3030 #
- @jose3030 Gotta make it through this first to properly hate on him. in reply to jose3030 #
- @djsnakes That’s a very good thing. I wish I hadn’t. in reply to djsnakes #
- ATTNl “Haters:” Research what you’re hating on or your hate is null and void. You can’t properly hate on what you don’t know anything about. #
- @papermario If you liked that, you should love this: http://tinyurl.com/3rbapj in reply to papermario #
- @1indienation step your hate game up. in reply to 1indienation #
- @1indienation you’re right its not tired, it’s deceased. #
- @1indienation smh, atleast be original w/your hate. #
- I hate when a guy sits directly infront of you while girls with phat asses are hustling. #
All I wanna know from the AA police is do you really have nothing to do?? Is there really no crime to keep you busy? and is being arrogant part of your job description??
I’ve had a few speeding tickets in my life, but it’s cool I deserved it, whatever. But to get pulled over for turning right on a red light when the sign is 20 feet behind me? seriously you just sit around and wait for people to do this? And then give me a ticket and make it sound like your doing me an f-ing favor. Yes thank you sir, were in a recession, we’re all broke. Thank you for letting me pay money I don’t have to a city that has more than enough.
But really the icing on the cake is this little gem…
Cop: “Is this your current address?”
Me: “No, I just moved haven’t gotten it changed yet, but my new one is blah blah blah
Cop: “Well , how long ago did you move?”
Me: “About three weeks ago”
Ticket – Fail to change address
SERIOUSLY!! GET OUTTA HERE!! Go find actual criminals! Quit feeding on hard working individuals just trying to do right and get by.
So, it’s been a minute since I’ve been able to post due to a lot of unexpected and expected events. Hate has definitely been in the air. So I’m just gonna run down the list in no particular order. No pictures or videos this time either.
I really hate:
1.) Ignorant Cell Phone Music Playin’ Dumb Asses!
I know its made to play MP3′s, that’s good, but it’s for the owners personal use. We don’t care what songs you have on that damn phone! The next mutha**** I catch chillin in public sittin there with his flip phone out, blasting some mp3, disturbing other peoples peace of mind…is gettin his cell knocked to the f***ing floor! Get some headphones n****!
2.) Amateur Promoters!
Ok, I’m gonna need ya’ll to get ya sh*t together -sigh. Your hopeless. Leave the real event marketing/planning to the pro’s! Your attempts are unprofessional, ignorant, and lack tact. I know you have to start somewhere, but if all you do are parties to one crowd, that’s easy, you have no versatility so kill yourself! No really, please stop before you put yourself in a position where nobody of any significance will f**k with you! Oh, and lastly…don’t try and get grimy and go at professionals without doing your research! Bridges are burned that way……forever! Stop now, while you suck.
3.) Drunk People!
There’s a good drunk, and a bad drunk. Some are good that can turn bad. But this is specifically for the bad ones. I think I may have started to hate you all….at least when your intoxicated, friend or foe. If you have inner issues that come out when you drink that your friends don’t know about, it’s probably not wise to get wasted to the point where you need their help. Because now they are in for a world of shock! (yay…memories) We (your friends) can only take so much sh*t talking, evil looks, and random negative rambling before we don’t give a flying f**k anymore! Watching you walk around stumbling, or looking like s**t and acting like you don’t care, or better yet refusing help from us and playing “hide the keys” tricks…is really not helping you or us! It actually hurts. Now we have to hope you make it home okay on your own, and not die, get injured, or endanger someone else on the way. Oh yeah, and if you do it sooooo much to where we all are used to it, not a good thing…cut it out…let us help….or get some help! I may need to videotape some of ya’ll, and show it back to you…it’s getting outta hand.
4.) Barefoot B****s!
If I catch one more chick trying to get in the club in flip flops or sandals (no matter the weather), I will personally pick you up and kick you out! The same goes for all chicks who dress appropriately but then end up at some point walking around the club with no shoes on!!! OMG, WTF?! Do you have any idea what your walking through? Guys, please….start caring about things like this. Before you try to get with her, check her feet dude! If she’s a 8 or better, help her out, then take her home. Below that….you gotta go immediately!
5.) Grown Men Wearing Cartoon Backpacks!
Whoa! WTF? You may have seen this before…and thought hmmm “he prolly had to borrow his girlfriends, sisters, or daughters backpack today.” Naw, not the case…this grown ass man…took it upon hisself to join the movement of other men over the age of 15 walking around with backpacks with themes and characters from a popular cartoon series. Whole new meaning when ya think “backpackers” now right?
The NEXT…smart dumb mutha**** I see doing this…I will NOT…hesitate to embarass you in public! This is beyond suspect…grow some nuts and act like a man! Don’t let me catch another fool in a 400 level college class roll in with Dora The Explorer on your backpack! The ladies don’t even know what to say to you…and if they do speak…your friend zoned buddy…immediately!
Lastly for today is
6.) People who look like they Stank!
Wew! If you look…like you stank…its already over for you! Don’t go out not giving a damn, when you need to care. Your natural look, gives the impression that you stank! Eyes, Teeth, Hair, skin, clothes… take some soap to something. Waltzin out into public la-di-da, around innoscent unsuspecting bystanders, looking scary enough to conjur up spirits….is not fair man! Do yourself some justice, and at least try to fix ya face before leaving the house. I had a guy walk up to me the other day that I couldn’t even look at long enough to hear what he was saying. Also, don’t engage in activities that multiply the magnitude of your faults. It will get you no where faster than your already traveling. If you were delt a bad hand, so be it…but at least give it ya best shot…don’t make it worse by giving up or embracing it.
That’s it, I’m done for now….*sigh*
- If you don’t have a booty, don’t act like you do. #